March 2012
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Also, I feel like it needs to be said, fuck the burpee. Jesus. Everything hurts.
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I’m going to do yoga while listening to La Dispute and that might strike you as strange, but don’t be alarmed.
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Please don’t make me demand interaction
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I know it’s early, but I am trying to be one of three things for halloween:
A Kia Sol hamster rocking out to something highly obnoxious
or
A possibly slutty Buzz Lightyear
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Some inanimate edible object, like a taco or a corn dog
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Things saved in my drafts??
There are so many different kinds of orange juice at the grocery store. The lights are bright, practically blinding and I’m mumbling to myself, “Pulp? No pulp? What’s country style?” The refrigeration of the shelves hosting the orange juice begins buzzing so loudly, I’m not any closer to making a decision. I wonder if anyone is watching me. Does anyone see the girl...
Alright. I was like, ” Hey girl, (speaking to myself) why don’t you put your workout clothes on and take a seat. Eat this delicious strawberry greek yogurt. Feel the fuzziness of this blanket wrap around you. Put a creepy crime television show on. Lay back, relax.”
…two hours later, it’s dark out. My plans for frolicking outside (since it was actually warm) are...
February 2012
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Blame It On Bad Luck- Bayside (Acoustic)
I was so busy today that I totally neglected to eat once I went to campus… I’m pretty pissed off at myself for skipping out on a snack and lunch and instead of working out right now, I’m forcing myself to sit, relax and eat. Is it spring break yet?
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
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My trainer is seriously the most wonderful human and I just want to curl up and live inside her knowledge and outlook on fitness.
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“I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced...”
– Jeremy Gray
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Every once and a while an attractive 18-19 year old boy makes me feel like a creep.
I told my mom about the tight ripping incident and then she tried to give me money to go buy new tights because she felt bad for me and I had to physically put the money back in her wallet because I cannot let the vicious circle of tight ripping endeavors continue.
I will from now on, just be sharpie-ing the bits of flesh black that you can see through my ripped tights.
So yeah, if anyone was...
My mom stopped by the gym on her lunch break to run. I’m so proud of the strides she’s made in her levels of fitness. She told me that she tried on this dress from around Christmas time that “she had to starve to wear” and now it fits. It’s almost even too big and she’s approximately 5 pounds heavier now that she was then. That’s the beauty of body...
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onelittlemagpie asked: Tell me #15!
One thing I can thank my step father for doing as I was growing up was teaching me how to drive in the snow. I drive a little compact car with front wheel drive and it has never failed me. Well, there was this one time last year I slid off the road and dented a little bit of my car on the side of the mountain, but it gives it character!
Today was already off to a slow start as I waited until the...
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bf0x asked: 8 9 16!
One of the best feelings is being amidst the chaos of this life and still feeling so grounded.
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As my years in college quickly dwindle down to just semesters, I become less and less afraid to tell a professor they are a dick on their eval.
Okay. So my history mid term breaks down like this. She gave us 100 terms that we need to be able to write 5-7 sentences about. On the day of the midterm she will select 10 terms and then from those 10 terms we can choose 5 to write about. Why does this strike me as being completely fucking stupid?
The thing that pisses me off about the SNL episodes on Netflix is that they edit out the musical guest’s performance.
What the fuck
I want to see that
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I like crunchy pizza.
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Item for bucket list: Go to New York, see Saturday Night Live.
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I wanted to mix up my workout today so I decided to take to the great outdoors instead of the gym. I ran from my front door to Kaci’s front door and my Nike GPS says that was 4.08 miles. I set a personal record for a 5k at exactly 29 minutes. It’s cold out, yep.
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Nope. Actually, I’m going to recant my previous statement of taking those vitamins for two weeks. I’m going to replace them. It’s just not normal.
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Isn’t the word puke seriously just an awesome word? You can tweak where you annunciate and make it extra gross.