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Last night I also had a dream that there was a huge flood. I somehow found safety at this house in the woods but I had forgotten Toulouse. Luckily, I found him wandering around in the streets outside the house in the woods. ( Because that makes a lot of sense) He likes water, so I am going to assume he swam to me.
I know it sounds silly but I woke up with crusty eyes which meant I was crying...
The wind still hasn’t stopped around here. I woke up several times last night thinking the huge window in my room was going to be shattered and I would be sucked from my bed in some sort of tragic wind/vacuum accident.
Well, I put off finding a dress for New Years Eve until New Years Eve. When there is no homework to be done, my procrastination translates elsewhere.
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Alright. I can’t not say it, Pioneer was made for having sex to it.
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Lacie is often a victim to text messages from me that make no sense, have no point, nor do they allow her to even conclude what the heck I am doing/talking about.
These are my favorite kind of text messages to send.
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I take to writing when I need to sort through emotions. Sometimes, it’s easier than talking to another person and often, more therapeutic. I was rummaging through some old, disorganized writing and I found this poem. I was in a much different place when I wrote it, and finding it now actually made me laugh. As terrible as that sounds, it’s also awesome.
It sort of serves as a reminder...
“When a bitch gets on my nerves, I listen to “Bitches Ain’t...”
– Katt Williams
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I love listening in on member’s and their conversations. This man was especially hilarious this morning.
“My wife came up to me the other day and told me that she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car like we did when we were kids. Only this time, she said she wanted me to drive.”
” You know what’s kept my marriage alive? My wife and I decided, once a week,...
“Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may...”
There’s nothing worse than taking a yogurt from the fridge, getting to work, opening said yogurt and finding that it had been frozen prior to my plucking it from the fridge.
Frozen, then partially thawed greek yogurt is 100% useless, and this day is off to a triumphant start.
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It is so windy outside. I’m not sure I can go out there.
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thegirlintheredsunglasses asked: Can we just jump around and sing loudly to The Maine?
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Planning my Spring break trip based on where In&Outs are located…
I’m eating a flax seed granola bar that tastes and smells like hay for horses.
Haaaaay girl, hay.
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No one knows what to do with a crying girl
I’m a weird blur of emotions I can’t rightly sort through right now. Generally, I just avoid things that stir emotions all together. For some reason, I’ve deemed my life easier to live that way. But as I sit here at work, mind you, I’m fighting back a series of overdue tears. Even admitting the reasons behind the tears is frustrating to me. I don’t want to own up to...
On making peace
Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the death of one of my very best friends. She’s been gone for 364 days. I can’t even say that out loud and feel okay with it. She died and no one’s life stopped, everything kept going, and will keep going. Maybe that’s the hardest part. I wanted everything to stop. I wanted time to stand still and I want my friend back. It’s...
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thegirlintheredsunglasses replied to your post: Getting out of bed this morning was especially…
LET ME LOVE THEM
Yesterday I drank a gallon of water. A GALLON.
gallon is one of those words that is fun to say out loud over and over until it doesn’t sound like a word anymore.
Getting out of bed this morning was especially hard as I found myself snuggled in with Bella, Max and Toulouse; all three creatures.
I’ve decided that when I have my own place and substantial income, I’m getting a California King so that all my future creatures can sleep in bed with me comfortably. A full size bed with a husky, corgi mix and cat is just too small. I’ve also...